My balls are so social today.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Randomize
