im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
This house was built for laser tag.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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