Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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