SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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