everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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