i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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