Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
