i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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