Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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