I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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