that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
