There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize