OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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