THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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