All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
You are a booty call, not a friend.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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