Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
