I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
My pussy is not your playground.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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