I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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