After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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