I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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