She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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