I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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