My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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