sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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