How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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