you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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