btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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