She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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