i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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