i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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