Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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