am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I have aggressive nipples.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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