i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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