I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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