I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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