5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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