Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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