The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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