Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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