You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
it glows. i had to have it.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
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