Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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