what if I'm pregnant?
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Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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