I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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