I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
