I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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