So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
