READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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