He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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