im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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