She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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