I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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