he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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