found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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