I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
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