i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
sex in a hospital.. check
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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